She laughed and said, "You southern people say the funniest things. I think it's so cute!" Well my dear, we southern belles don't discuss about such things in the open in such colorful terms so we come up with little euphemism," I informed her.Looking over her glass, Alexis looked confused."My dear, a euphemism is the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt." I said."Huh?" She said with a puzzled look.Although she was very pretty, I was beginning to find out she wasn't very bright but she was still far more entertaining than the spinsters I'd been spending time with."For example, you would say that Bob has a nice hickory stick instead of a big, as you might say, cock," I said. "Oh...now I get it!" she said exultantly. There was a twinkle in her eye. "And let me tell you, his 'hickory stick' is more like a hickory stump that gets buried deep in my field every night he's home."I laughed and almost blew the cold drink out my. It might make me fall asleep quicker too.”I then took the panties from her hand. She had forgotten that they were even there.I told her, “I might want to smell them as I fall asleep.”Mom said, “If you sleep with me you can smell the real thing.”Pretending that it was one of Mom’s many notes, I said, “May I sleep with you and possibly smell your pussy all night?”Mom smiled and said, “You want to sleep on my pussy, I guess that’s possible, if I turn the heat up we won’t need a sheet or any blankets.”I then asked, “Can we go to bed early?”Mom laughed and asked, “Shall we go up now. Perhaps you would like to watch me take a bath or maybe take a shower with me.”Hesitantly I asked, “Can I watch you pee? Can I wash your body? Can I look inside your pussy? Can I…”Mom cut me off and said, “Yes, yes, and yes to all of your questions. You can look, touch, kiss, and poke my entire body until you tire of me.”I promised, “I could never tire of you, Mom.”She smiled and said, “Your father did.”I.
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